![]() ![]() Kif Kroker: What? Glab: Kif Kroker, you are also stripped of your rank and dishonourably discharged. Zapp Brannigan: My friends, you can take away a man's title and his uniform but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. ![]() Search them for paper, and bring me a rock. Zapp Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors. What are your thoughts on this momentous occasion, Your Neutralness? Neutral President: I have no strong feelings one way or the other. Brannigan, Begin Again Glab: I can think of no better place for this centre of diplomacy than here in orbit around the Neutral Planet. : Then why don't you just use a potted plant like Fry?īender: You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Dwayne: Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Leela: No. Bender: Bet you didn't expect that one, Calculon!īender: Hey! What the hell are you doing with my head?! Professor Farnsworth: I need to tinker in it. ![]() Your entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiance crashed into your uninsured home, and you have inoperable cancer. The toilet.Ĭalculon: Give it to me straight, doctor. Professor Farnsworth: And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. Bender: Fine, we'll have rack of Nibbler! Leela: Just make a simple cake, and this time if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure you put them in after you cook it. Leela: Bender, I thought you were supposed to be cooking for this party. Bender: Hey, I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it! Zoidberg: Alright, I'm coming. ![]() I Second That Emotion Leela: Are you alright? Bender: Ah, it's nothing a lawsuit won't cure. 11 How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.Professor Farnsworth: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Zapp Brannnigan: Dammit Kif, where’s the little umbrella? That’s what makes it a scotch on the rocks! Zoidberg: Hooray! I’m a teenage heartthrob again! Zoidberg: Your music is bad & you should feel bad!īender: You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!īender: Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself now!įry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?įry: Valentine’s Day is coming up? Oh Crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again! Professor Farnsworth: I really ought to do something but I am already in my pyjamas.īender: Oh wait you’re serious. You know a headache with pictures.īender: I don’t have emotions & sometimes that makes me very sad.Īmy: Finally, a uniform I’d be happy to be caught dead in! Leela: Fry, remember when I told you to finish your stories one sentence earlier?įry: Wait, I’m having one of those things. Zoidberg: I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.īender: You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune. Professor Farnsworth: Some say I’m robbing the cradle but I say she’s robbing the grave!Īmy: It’s when women are polite to each other you know there’s a problem. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?īender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink! Zoidberg: Fry, it’s been years since medical school, so remind me. Leela: Men who call too much are the worst…I bet. Kif Kroker: Excuse my language but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats! I wish everyone else was dead.įry: Ugh, it’s like a party in my mouth & everyone’s throwing up. Zoidberg: A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell.įry: When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything!ĭwight: “I heard beer makes you stupid!” Fry: “No I’m… Doesn’t!”īender: I’m so embarrassed. Bite My Shiny Metal Catchphrase… Futurama is one of the most quotable shows out there, and everybody loves a good quote, don’t they? We’ve pulled together some of our favourites from across the series – think we’ve missed any good ones? Tweet us Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. ![]()
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